Superhero name:
Mr E
Instrument:
A fishing rod
Sign:
Yield
Favorite Drink:
Haterade, it's best served Ice Cold!
Favorite Shot:
Ozzy's Shot in the Dark
Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom:
Depends on the number involved. #1 no, #2 yes, #3 sometimes
Movie character most aligned with your personality:
The Dude - The Big Lebowski
Three bands that are most worth a major loss of your hearing:
Dream Theater, Deep Purple, Steel Panther
If you were forced to play only one video game incessantly for all eternity, you would pick:
Conker's Bad Fur Day
Favorite type of exercise:
Eating
Favorite place to perform:
In your mouth. Just hold it like a microphone and let the show begin!
Favorite TV Show:
Family Guy
Favorite Movie:
Jaws
Hobbies:
Washing Lures
Likes:
Myself
Dislikes:
Girls who have never given Big Sexy a chance!
What happened on the worst date you ever went on?
Absolutely nothing I said hi watched a movie and said bye when she left.
Do you have a tattoo? If so, of what? If not, why not?
No Tattoos. My mom would disown me.
What was your first job?
I used to light candles for the underground railroad.
What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you?
I ran out of toilet paper once, does that count?
If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight?
Christopher Reeves! He's not so super in that wheelchair, man!
If it was OK to punch a woman, which female celebrity would you punch in the face?
Sarah Jessica Parker. Although it not legal to punch horses in the face either.
If you could wake up a famous/powerful person tomorrow, who would you be?
Tiger Woods. He always puts it in the hole. And he bangs hot chicks!
What is your favorite breakfast cereal?
Lucky Charms! Its Cheerios with a side of fun!
If you saw somebody drop five bucks on the ground, would you pocket it, or chase the person down and give it back to them?
Pocket it. I'm poor!
Favorite Quote:
Bitches make mistakes, I'm never one of them!
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