Superhero name:
Testiclese
Instrument:
Average
Sign:
Leo
Favorite Drink:
Jack & Coke
Favorite Shot:
The one on your back
Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom:
Nah, My unit has less germs than sink handles.
Movie character most aligned with your personality:
Stiffler
Music most worth a major loss of your hearing:
J5's 30 minute bass sound checks before gigs... if you can call that music
If you were forced to play only one video game incessantly for all eternity, you would pick:
Leisure Suit Larry (video game boobs have left a lasting impression)
Favorite type of exercise:
No handed Pushups
Favorite place to perform:
Bedroom
Favorite Movie:
Eddie and the Cruisers
Hobbies:
www.wifeysworld.com
Likes:
Big Boobs
Dislikes:
Small Boobs
What happened on the worst date you ever went on?
It was a blind date, she was ass, she looked like Dr. Jay
Do you have a tattoo? If so, of what? If not, why not?
No, Want one, but no tattoo shop has enough ink to draw on my massive arms
What was your first job?
Lead guitarist for SideShow
What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you?
Driving anywhere in J5's car. No one time is scarier than another.
If you could wake up a famous/powerful person tomorrow, who would you be?
Tony Robins, I bet he's got a big one
If you saw somebody drop five bucks on the ground, would you pocket it, or chase the person down and give it back to them?
I'd chase that person down, form tackle him and see if there was more where that came from
Favorite Quote:
We do what we do
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