Superhero name:
One Minute Man
Instrument:
Keyboards, accordian, butt bongos (only backstage)
Sign:
Peace
Favorite Drink:
Tang
Favorite Shot:
Nyquil, it really takes the edge off life
Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom:
No, I usually just run the water at the sink to give the impression I'm washing my hands
Movie character most aligned with your personality:
Gollum, I can get moody
Three bands that are most worth a major loss of your hearing:
Iron Maiden, Weird Al, Tenacious D
If you were forced to play only one video game incessantly for all eternity, you would pick:
Ms. Pacman
Favorite type of exercise:
Cock pushups, you only need to do one
Favorite place to perform:
Anywhere the party's at!!
Favorite TV Show:
Any/All VH1 programming.
Favorite Movie:
Brazilian Bubble Butt Orgy #37
Hobbies:
Penis enlargement (pumps, pills, weights, etc.)
Likes:
"The Runway Trim"
Dislikes:
"70's Style Neglect"
What happened on the worst date you ever went on?
She went on it without me
Do you have a tattoo? If so, of what? If not, why not?
No, I cannot make that kind of long term commitment
What was your first job?
Defnitely hand
What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you?
I sat on a tube of crazy glue and crazy glued my ass to the couch
If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight?
Cinderella's step-mother
If it was OK to punch a woman, which female celebrity would you punch in the face?
Jaime Presley
If you could wake up a famous/powerful person tomorrow, who would you be?
George Lucas: I would re-edit the StarWars movies to make them cool AGAIN
What is your favorite breakfast cereal?
I skip right to lunch. That's what happens when you wake up at 2 pm after a night of rockin'!
If you saw somebody drop five bucks on the ground, would you pocket it, or chase the person down and give it back to them?
I would pocket it to help support my Wendy's hamburger addiction
Favorite Quote:
"Do or do not, there is no try" - Master Yoda
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