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SideShow John

Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals, Random Hip Hop Noises, Drum Tech

SideShow John

Email John at John@SideShowBand.com

Full name:
John Horatio
Nickname(s):
JD, J5
Superhero name:
Dr. Humberto
Instrument:
Bass Geetar
Currently Listening To:
nothing
Sign:
Gemini
Favorite Drink:
Red Bull & Citron
Favorite Shot:
Tequilla
Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom:
Always, dat nasty if you don’t
Movie character most aligned with your personality:
Rob Gordon from High Fidelity
Three bands that are most worth a major loss of your hearing:
Dave Matthews Band, Phish, Get Up Kids
If you were forced to play only one video game incessantly for all eternity, you would pick:
Mario Kart
Favorite type of exercise:
Laying on the ground
Favorite place to perform:
Murphy & Scarletti’s
Favorite TV Show:
Smallville (I’m a dork)
Favorite Movie:
Swingers/BASEketball (tie)
Hobbies:
music, cars
Likes:
Playing music
Dislikes:
boring people, stupidity
What happened on the worst date you ever went on?
The one that ended, "You know, you're a really good friend"
Do you have a tattoo? If so, of what? If not, why not?
A tattoo of a butt, with a butt shaped tattoo on it….. right on my butt!
What was your first job?
Dog Sitting
What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you?
Joining this band

If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight?
Santa Claus
If it was OK to punch a woman, which female celebrity would you punch in the face?
Mary Lou Retton
If you could wake up a famous/powerful person tomorrow, who would you be?
Gary Coleman
What is your favorite breakfast cereal?
Cocoa Krispies
If you saw somebody drop five bucks on the ground, would you pocket it, or chase the person down and give it back to them?
Give it back, I'm charitable!
Favorite Quote:
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. ~Mark Twain

John uses Studio Showcase Stands